Taqueira Acapulco - WORST. BURRITO. EVER.

TANQUEIRA ACAPULCO - HANOVER PARK, ILLINOIS - - AVOID THIS PLACE!!!!

Amazing that a total zero review should follow a perfect score... but that's what happened. THIS WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT... THE SINGLE WORST BURRITO ON THE PLANET!!! SHOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF IN HANOVER PARK, ILLINOIS.... AVOID THIS PLACE!!!!

This was nothing but TERRIBLE!!!!!

The place is located in a group of satellite buildings of a run-down strip mall. M.O.A.B. sometimes orders Thai from the neighboring restaurant and thought it might be a nice place to try. M.O.A.B. couldn't have been more mistaken.

A photo of The World's WORST Burrito


This is going to be an easy grade. The burrito from this place was the PITS!!!!

Wrap / Presentation ZERO!!
Completely fell apart and unraveled the moment it was picked up. Also note how they cut the burrito in half. WHY??

Fillings ZERO!
Extremely low-grade beef. It was more gristle than anything else. Questionable cheese, a sprinkling of incredibly bland rice, aged lettuce (ugh!), onion and a sliver of tomato. None of the ingredients could have been considered fresh.

Flavor ZERO!
If you like gristle... this is your place. I couldn't eat the thing at all. It tasted terrible. GRISTLE! GRISTLE! SUCKY FLAVOR. TERRIBLE!!

Staff ZERO!
Sorry to have distubed whatever drug deal you cats had going on. Also you may want to have someone spell-check your little menu board there. Who wrote that thing? Manuel from Fawlty Towers?!

Condiments ZERO!
Feckless and effete tubs of....????.... who knows? Even their sauces were terrible!


OVERALL AVERAGE SCORE: ZERO!!!

AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS!!! THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER REVIEWS OF THIS SHIT HOLE. I'm sorry, but it was THAT B-A-D!

"WORST. BURRITO. EVER."