Chipotle - Visit # 2 (AND LAST EVER!)

Terrible "burritos" can be found at:
Chipotle - Schaumburg, Illinois

M.O.A.B.'s second trip to a Chipotle chain was anything but an improvement.

To quote both parties: "$14.62, for two pounds of rice?!"

A second trip was indeed a MASSIVE MISTAKE. M.O.A.B. thought the experience in St. Charles may have been a fluke and attempted a visit at their Schaumburg facility. This was a BAD IDEA.

The service and quality was SO BAD that M.O.A.B. (unintentional rhyme) was going to re-evaluate the St. Charles location visit from some months ago. A calmer head prevailed and we will simply share our total disgust with the Schaumburg facility.

Purchased Febrauary 12th 2005.Poorly wrapped.


The entire dining experience was ruined the moment we left the place.

M.O.A.B. is fluent in several different languages. Whatever is being spoken at the Schaumburg facility is a language even the cast of Star Trek cannot decipher.

You just know it's going to fall apart. You can see it!


Polite? F*ck that. Downright rude. Not a single word could be understood, except for the total.

Nearly $7 in rice. If that's your thing.


Overpriced rice.

Complete and utter collapse.


Both members of M.O.A.B. are owed a complete refund from Chipotle. Here come the totals.

Wrap / Presentation - ZERO!
As the above photos will clearly show, the burrito completely fell apart and unraveled the moment it was picked up.

Fillings - *-1/2
M.O.A.B. was clearly ready to give Chipotle a chance to redeem itself by going in a completely different direction. This mess contained the following: chicken (HAH! Right! All three pieces of it!) A pound of COLD rice. COLD black beans. COLD and flavorless corn 'salsa' dressing. A smattering of cheese tidbits. Over priced sour cream. (Charged extra.) Overpriced guacamole. (Charged extra.) Everything was COLD, COLD, COLD. Shame on you, Schaumburg Chipotle!

Flavor - *
If you like your burritos cold, this is the place to go. I overpaid for a chicken burrito. Of which there was NO CHICKEN WHATSOEVER! Rice, rice, oh, and did we mention rice? TERRIBLE!!

Staff - TOTAL ZERO!
M.O.A.B., and everyone M.O.A.B. can tell, will never set foot in another Chipotle establishment ever again. To call the folks at their Schaumburg facility rude would be an insult to rude people. These troglodytes couldn't have been less friendly. Oh, they were prepared to take your cash... but friendly? Forget it!!

Condiments - TOTAL ZERO!
Once again no extra sauces of any kind were supplied by the utterly rude and terrible staff of Schaumburg Chipotle. On walking out, we noticed that all they serve are the various brands of Tabasco sauces as condiments in their establishments. How dreadfully sad. There was extra Taco Patio sauce onhand at M.O.A.B. HQ, but we wouldn't insult our friends at T.P. by topping this piece of excrement with it.

OVERALL AVERAGE SCORE: .5 !!! It should be zero, so let's call it ZERO!
We spent nearly $15 to send two quarter-eaten burritos down the garbage disposal.

AVOID ALL CHIPOTLE FRANCHISES AS A MATTER OF GOOD TASTE.

"SECOND. WORST. BURRITO. EVER."


Chipotle owes us our money back. Money that will be used to go eat a REAL burrito elsewere. F*cking terrible. Never ever again.

No wonder the McDonald's company is trying to unload this albatross.

A message is going out to the Chipotle people momentarily. Are we expecting a resolution? No. One wagers the upper staff will be just as rude as the trogs.

Can you tell M.O.A.B. is pissed? Not a single cent should be spent at any of their facilities. Bah. There are infinitely better local places out there to buy burritos from! PATRONIZE LOCAL ESTABLISHMENTS, burrito friends!